I Need These Sunglasses

DSquared Sunglasses

DSquared Sunglasses

 

Ok, so maybe I don’t need them but I totally want them! These DSquared glasses are just plain old amazing but $450 really. What do sunglasses need to cost $450 for!! Why do people think it is awesome to pay that much for sunglasses that will probably be lost or broken anyway. I get it is a sign of elitism but really for sunglasses? Does anyone care if they are Fendi or Forever 21?   I admit I have been guilty of over spending for sunglasses periodically but like $70 and they were Michael Kors and perfect much like the DSquared’s above. I have no way to rationalize spending $450 on sunglasses or $450 on anything that isn’t serious like loss of limb or another tragic accident of the like! I say we band together and refuse to pay this kind of price for anything so we can all enjoy the loveliness that is high fashion!
When you think about it no one wants to wear last season anyway soo you are spending all of this money on clothes that you won’t be caught dead in more than a few times at most then it gets tucked in the back of your closet forever anyway…unless it comes back in style years later so you can then claim it is retro or vintage.
I know you get way more use out of sunglasses than most fashion items and if I did spend that much you bet your bippy I would super glue them to my face and so I could avoid losing or breaking them. Shoot, I would sleep in them if I didn’t think they would break or one of my pets wouldn’t nibble on them in the night!
Maybe I have been good enough this year for Santa to bring me these over priced spectacles of awesomeness for Christmas. If anyone you have a direct line can you please explain to Mr. Claus that I am a good, hardworking woman who in my spare time tries to save animals and the environment in every way I can and that although I am particularly unreligious if I happen to have these beauties left under my tree I will reconsider my dislike for religion and it’s nonsensical-ness because The Claus will have proved me wrong.

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