If you have never seen this show I think you should immediately. I am not saying to watch it because it is good, it is funny but no everyone needs to be disturbed like this once in a while. This show is on the Twin Peaks odd level status. I was convinced the show was a farce the likes of Reno 911 but from what I have read so far it seems to be real which makes Small Town Security All the more difficult for me to stomach.
The story is that this small town security company, JJK Security, run by Joan Koplan in Ringgold, Georgia is reality TV worthy because of all of the employees quirks and the nature of their jobs. My favorite character has to be Lambchop, Joan’s 14 year old chihuahua who is constantly humping Joan’s leg or being terroristic.
Joan’s husband Irwin usually looks like he has a tupee on but I can never tell because his hair changes between different variations of grey and red in different area’s of his head. It is confusing. He also seems to not really care much about anything at all ever.
Then there is Dennis Croft who is a transgendered female who is living as a male and in love with Joan. Which is the disturbing part because Dennis could get a way younger and hotter lady! Dennis is literally Joan’s bitch (everyone seems to be Joan’s bitch). I am not really sure I understand the relationship other than it seems to be some sort of odd kind of Stockholm Syndrome.
Christa Stephens is supposed to be the secretary but I have no idea what she does really besides BS with Joan. She is some what funny but I have no idea how she can stand it there with that group of crazies.
Lastly there is Brian Taylor who does something but I never see what that is. besides answer the phones that Christa apparently doesn’t. He is always behind a desk mostly hidden by the mess that is the office.
I at first wasn’t sure if I would continue to watch but you can’t not. Each character gets weirder and weirder. The more you learn about these people the less you can believe this is unscripted. I still have a hard time believing someone didn’t make this up but if they did I have to think they are some sad sick individuals to come up with this.
If you haven’t caught Small Town Security yet please do and please let me know how your life has forever been changed because life as you know it will most definitely be different after you watch this show. I promise!